Have a wonderful Tuesday :)

A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I’ll go to Mass every Sunday for the...

Happy Monday! (alright, maybe not so happy)

A 70 year old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more activity & recommended sex three times a week. She said to the doctor, "Please, tell to my husband". The doctor goes out in the waiting room &...

Just thinking

Have you ever started some kind of project or created something and half way through realized that it's all wrong? Then you start all over and finally get it right. I wish life was like that. When you realized that it's all wrong, didn't meet your...

Dreams

They were green with yellow belly and flat and made a screeching sound when they dig them up. The little boy showed me as he dug the ground inside the broken down shack. I saw a beetle squirming around in the freshly dug hole and he explained...